Hey, Our Friend Jordan Works at Lit Tonight!

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While Jordan tended bar, which he still does every Wednesday “because the money’s just too good, broo”, me and Meghan  talked real shit. All the while, Jordan slid us so many pints, shots, and what-have-yous on the rocks our vision was going double before 11 p.m. God Bless Boomerangs and Aborigines!!!

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OK, so as I type this I’ve got seven days without nicotine. That’s right: no cigarettes, no dip. All cold turkey drenched in copious amounts of booze. At present,  my “oral fix” is a plastic straw.

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Mmh. Watching this makes me suck saliva past rows of teeth.

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oral-6For some reason I feel like Rick Howard in this photo. Anyway, thanks for the drinks, Jordan. See you next Wednesday!

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